Blast from the past: Greasy spoon cafes
Steamy windows, formica-topped tables, a cosy fug of frying bacon and sausages, stewed tea and flimsy white bread - the essential elements of a good greasy spoon.
If the waitress has a face that could curdle milk and a manner to match, even better!
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Hide AdProper greasy spoons have become an endangered species, overtaken by hipster cafes selling alfalfa sprouts and freshly squeezed nettle juice, and coffee shop chains with their bland, over-priced offerings.
A good greasy spoon is a sanctuary. A place with soul where all of life congregates; a huddle of hungover students tucking into the curing qualities of a hearty fry, workmen slurping back mugs of builders’ tea, a courting couple whispering sweet nothings over gravy rings and mugs of Mellow Birds.
The table will be adorned with a plethora of essential condiments, red sauce, brown sauce, Sarson’s vinegar, and before the smoking ban, an over-flowing ashtray.
OK, the highly-calorific food would reduce nutritionists to tears, but sometimes, only a bacon bap, rather than a poncey croissant or avocado-topped sourdough, will cut the mustard.
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Hide AdGiven the cyclical nature of fashion, the greasy spoon will probably rise again, albeit with organic sausages, wasabi paste and eye-watering prices. But something irreplaceable will have been lost with the passing of these no-frills establishments, the true spiritual home of the hearty Ulster Fry.
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