A proposed ticket on which to stand in an Irish election

May I, as an Irish passport holder and Remain voter, born in the Irish part of the now-Brexit former European Republic of the United Kingdom, declare my intention to stand at the next Irish general election 'Žon the policy of '˜Vote for Me and I won't give you €11 billion'?

I look forward to totally fair and impartial coverage from your venerable publication.

John Austin, Limavady